Oh Ya, I Have a Phone

You know you have a Gary when you forget – or don’t even want – to check your phone. While I still stand firm in refusing to tell people what characteristics their Gary should possess, I feel it’s okay to provide some guidelines. Because, really, The Gary Club is essentially a guide itself, so what’s…

Swipe Right for Gary

You CAN judge a Gary – or non-Gary – by his profile pic. Full disclosure: I am not an online dating expert. I have never experienced what I’ve been told can be quite horrific online dating, and I have never signed up for a dating site. So for this blog I will be drawing from…

Gary Will Still Do Things That Make You Go HMMM.

You must also keep in mind having a Gary does not mean he won’t act like a typical guy. If he’s a sports fan, the television screen will likely be showing whatever sports event happens to be on at that moment. This goes for every game of said sport. He will become bitter if you…

I Have a Gary, Now What?

Having a Gary does not mean your work is done. It does not mean you can kick back, relax, and float happily along blissful fluffy white clouds. Sure, you can high five yourself and give yourself a proud pat on the back for following the rules of The Gary Club. But now, I would argue,…

Consequences of Not Having a Gary

If you aren’t in a relationship with a Gary, you must accept the fact you won’t ever be fully happy. This is the reality you must come to grips with. When talking about your non-Gary, your mouth will frown more than smile, your tone will be infused with bitterness and not sweetness, and you will…